That bitch you call your ex

It's not a secret, we still love our ex people we look at old pictures and try so hard to call them ugly but it's impossible because they're sexy. Fellas she probably moved on to some nigga with more money and who does things to her sexually that makes you cringe when a Trey Songz track is playing but it's ok this is how you get over her.

1. Avoid listening to Drake on the weekend: Drake will have you leaving voicemails that a chick would screenshot if she could. Fuck around and send a text talking about "I'm just saying you can do better" and hitting notes you never hit before in an embarrassing effort.

2. Block her on Twitter: ain't nothing worse than seeing your ex happy on a social network full of niggas who have 140 characters of thirst to give out. You see a nigga retweet a smiley face from your ex and you can't sleep at night my nigga.

3.Don't watch the notebook:.........Trust me dog don't watch that shit

4.Act like your new chick is the best chick: even though this is bullshit they don't know that. Nothing makes your ex more mad than seeing you happy they want all of us to burn in hell. She's gonna twatch you a few times so a few tweets talking about your babe that doesn't exist is highly necessary out here. Gotta fuck with a chicks head and make her think those delicious entrees she whipped up or the way she put it on you in various ways that made you wanna put a ring on her finger no longer means shit.

5.Listen to "I hit it first" by Ray J: dog this has to be the best song in the history breakups since Eamon my nigga. Every dude feels this way so when u having a moment put this on repeat and I guarantee and emotions about missing her will quickly turn into satisfaction of you teaching her what she knows now. I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit first.

But if all else fails hit her best friend. It's wrong but it's the ultimate revenge for her moving on and you get to see what you've always secretly wondered, who's better. But keep it jiggy and don't listen to Marvin's room drunk.

Until next time.