I'm sure God loves all of his creations equally. But he knew what he was doing when he created the exquisite creature with that remarkable skin tone we know today as the "Lightskin". Otherwise known as the yellow bone, red bone, caramel, ash resistant, no hickeys, and darkskinned paradise, Lightskin women have been stressing niggas out and emptying bank accounts for years my nigga. They are flawless just as they are dangerous, lemme explain.
It all started with an R&B singer named Tamia. I mean I was young but man I swear my diamper got tighter when her songs came on b. Lightskin women have been the shit since forever yo. They're so beautiful......but they are no damn good yo. A Lightskin chick will have u staring at your phone until she text back b. It's not worth it yo. A Lightskin chick will make you insecure at ridiculous levels my nigga. You could take her to a movie and if she don't like it you gone think another nigga gone take her to see a better one. You don't even want her sexy ass on instagram because you know every thirsty ass heathen who likes her pics wants to take her to see a better movie than u did b, and do shit to her that's illegal in 37 states and makes it hard for u to share ya simply lemonade wit her yo. That cute and innocent shit dont buy it! Lightskin women know how fuckin sexy they are and they use that yellow power against you. A Lightskin chick can fuck a nigga in your crib and give him your Netflix password and you'd prolly be like "damn bae ok wash the sheets and sign out when you're done love you". They ain't no fuckin good yo! A Lightskin chick can get away with anything dog. All she gotta do is show me a nipple and honest to god whatever she did its instantly forgotten. Lightskin chicks got those nice tits b. Not those shits wit the big black ring of death but them nice I need milk tits yo. Only thing is they suck at sex b, idk wat it is but they just lay there and chill, idc though long as I can see a nipple we good my dude. Lightskin women are beautiful creatures yo. But if u ain't rich or can deal wit stress don't do it. Your paycheck becomes hers. Sportscenter becomes Love and Hip-hop. She will have u paying child support for a lil nigga that ain't even yours my nigga. But in the event you decide to get involved with these beautiful yet deadly creatures here's what you do.... Don't tell her when you get paid: dog a Lightskin chick don't care about your bills. You gone fuck around and miss a phone bill cuz she wants her nails done and new extensions. Lightskin women are no good for your credit. Don't let her meet your friends or cousins: Lightskin women break up happy homes b. Look what Alicia did to Swizz beats and his chick yo. Your niggas and fam will try to holla at her and if she show that nipple you gonna take her side b. Gotta have WiFi: Lightskin chicks just like to sit and be pretty all damn day because they can do that. So having WiFi so she can sit and watch Netflix butt booty ass naked is a plus. Fuck around and not have WiFi if you want she gone leave you b. Leave a hickey EVERY time: dog you gotta leave a hickey even when she say don't. It's like a tattoo that says "I'm fuckin this Lightskin get your own" you gotta mark your territory with these yellow creatures b shit is no joke. Follow those steps and you should be ok my nigga. Lightskin chicks may be bad for your credit and hairline but you know what it's worth it. Until next time people.
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