Ok so look.......ladies we all have our slip ups when we getting " busy". Not saying that we never put that shit down but sometimes.... we just can't compete with that shit y'all be working with down there all the time. I mean you ever had a nigga nut right when he put it in? All niggas do it fuck that I refuse to believe I'm the only one who nuts quick my nigga naaaaah b. I don't do it all the time but once in awhile I find me a chick wit a big ole donkey booty and I.........I lose control of the exciting situation, lemme explain.
First of all I don't think y'all know just how incredibly hard it is to have a dick you can control. I get hard over the dumbest shit. When Jane kissed Tarzan, hard. Beyonce commercial, hard. Any 2chainz video.....hard. Instagram pics after 12.....my nigga! If a female had a dick for a day y'all all would nut in 10 sec b you gotta be nice to last my nigga idk how these niggas on pornhub do it yo.
So a few weeks ago I meet this chick. I mean my nigga she bad yo. Lightskin, ass that'll make u cry and titties that make u love milk again I mean she was right b. So we talkin on the phone I'm telling her all this wild shit ima do to her, how ima "beat it up" and all that jiggy shit. But honestly ....I should of just shut the fuck up. I barely even eat coochie but I'm telling this chick how I'm going to be the best she ever had the fuck was I doing yo? So we chill, let shortly use the WiFi she fucking around and might go over her data plan. I'm playing Trey at very tempting levels you know it's bouta go down! We kissing and rubbin for like 15 minutes then clothes come off, condom goes on, it goes in...........and that was it my nigga. Smh I could even get a convincing stroke in yo. The foreplay was longer than the actual sex shit that should count!
You know how embarrassing that is? How do you explain that? " Baby damn you got that good" " damn ya shit wet" nigga you just made her unfollow and block you on Twitter b. She probably say "it's ok boo" but when she leave she gone chill wit her home girls and they gone be laughing at yo fast nuttin ass my nigga. You better not ever ask her to chill my nigga ever again she gone start using the "damn I got work maybe next week" excuse. I fucked up......well at least attempted to in an embarrassing effort.
Fellas it happens. I would say it's nothing to be ashamed of but I'd be lying but it happens yo. Next time you bouta get some just rub one out....matter of fact two before she come over just to make sure. You fuck around and nut fast wit the wrong chick your Twitter career is over my nigga so stay safe and stay ready....until next time.
O and fyi ladies I've gotten a lot better just in case don't get it twisted dammit!
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