I hate white girls

Ok I won't say I hate them.....but I really don't see what all the fuckin hype is behind these pale ass creatures. White girls have ruined so many black relationships and got black men talking like Tiger Woods b.They all look and sound the same b I swear every white girl looks like a Disney channel actor. What am I missing yo? Why are so many people leaving their women for these blonde blue eyed abominations?

It all started with that white hoe who set Kobe up. I still hate white girls for that shit b. Every white girl that I've ever flirted with threatened me with the cops for some fucking reason yo I'm not with that shit. I can ask a white girl do she give head and be facing sexual harassment charges in 5 minutes I can't deal with that honky shit I refuse. I'm not going to jail over a white girl.

They smell funny as fuck. I'm dead serious. White girls smell like rental cars. Some smell like target, glue, beef jerky, spam meat, white bread, gingerale shit I can keep going but the point is they smell......awkward. The shit bothers me . Niggas tell me "white girls buy you shit, let you hold the car" " you get a white girl pregnant you set" naaaaah b fuck all honky shit I'm good.

On a serious note though I'm a man of culture. African American, Spanish(except Mexican), Asian, Ethiopian, you know culture . When you think about it.......what culture does an American white woman have? Cowboys and cowgirls? They are only known for being white, setting Kobe up,giving the president head, and taking all of your money when you get a divorce so y'all can have them they smell like bologna anyway not being racist... until next time.

Being cheated on....sucks

There are several different types of pains in this world, physical pain, emotional pain and mental pain. You can have a broken leg or you can have a broken heart both hurt but question is which one will you be willing to tolerate my nigga. Some pain make it hard to move others hard to sleep but at the end of the day we all handle the shit different.

I'm pretty damn sure we can all agree that the worst pain in the fuckin universe is being cheated on. You know that feeling you get in your stomach that makes u wanna throw tf up. Fuck around and lose weight dog. I would rather get shot than get cheated on honestly because finding out somebody you love is involved with somebody else........MY NIGGA that shit hurts b.

The thought of my love being with somebody else makes me wanna murder somebody and end up on the first 48 dog the shit is just horrific. I would rather eat thumb tacks b dead ass. You give a chick your all only for her to end up wit some nigga who has cornrows and no wifi b. You giving him your all only for him to be wit a chick who wears leggings everyday and shops at rainbow. Being cheated on is a pain that doesn't go away fast yo. It last for weeks, months, and in most cases years. It makes you not wanna trust anybody at all.

People watch that show Cheaters and laugh but that shit ain't funny dog. Close your eyes and picture your girl/man fuckin somebody else. Now you ready to fight right? That shit is no joke at all it hurts. It's an indescribable pain b. Its the reason why we wont give them a chance. The reason why we hate that movie the notebook. The reason why we listen to drake with the doors closed. I've been cheated on and from my experience I wouldn't wish that pain upon anybody yo smh. To the people who got over it or are trying to god bless because it's a pain no medicine can heal only time ......until next time

I don't give head *shrugs*

Maybe I haven't matured enough yet b. Maybe it's because I haven't had enough practice or ate enough ice cream to be good at the shit. Maybe it's because my tongue barely passes my bottom lip tf good can that be? I love getting head but one thing is for god damn sure I don't give head yo. I've tried but......ok lemme explain.

I first decided eating pussy cat wasn't for me with the first girl that ever asked me. I never knew somebody so beautiful could smell so.....sour, fishy, down right fuckin atrocious b ew. I mean she smelled like she just got done working an 18 hour shift in red lobster kitchen. Till this day I don't eat seafood no more yo deadass. This is the thing ladies how in the ENTIRE fuck can u want a guy to lick the cat when u don't even take care of the shit? If it don't stink the shit is hairy something has gotta give if this tongue is going down there naaaaah ma. I ain't tryna eat the cookie and start chockin on coochie hair that shit ain't cool! Niggas ain't tryna eat no fur burgers my nigga I'm fuckin good.

Next time I decided eating the box wasn't for me was the second time I tried. Now I did it and was good.......right up until she said "thank god my period just got done earlier". So at this point I'm like wait u mean to tell me yo shit was bleeding earlier? I don't even like red juice b I never brushed my teeth so fuckin hard in my entire life yo. My gums and tongue was bleeding word up.

If coochie had a flavor I'd probably eat it more but the shit is so bland b. I think I should just have a jolly rancher in my mouth or some shit cause it does nothing for me. Water has more taste than coochie dog. Then ya face be all stinky smelling like a gym workout b I just can't do it. I was with a girl for 3 years and she got nothing.

Maybe it's a maturity thing. I'm not saying I'd never eat it again but as of right now if you ain't Rihanna you gets no head from this guy.I heard it makes you grow facial hair ......that's a bunch of bullshit I tried that, lord knows how much I hate having a fuckin toddler face b. Maybe I just need a good teacher. I be trying my best to avoid the shit too yo. I try eating around it and sucking on the inner thigh hoping that shit is good enough but obviously not b smh. I have a lot of growing up to do yo .....until next time.

What men should provide

Whoever said money can't buy love was broke and unrealistic. The average female will tell you "it doesn't matter what he has because I can do for myself" but all that is is a bunch of bullshit. I mean sure it sounds good but truth of the matter is every man should have something to provide off top. Love alone won't pay bills or feed you yo real shit.

Females today are on their shit and I applaud them. Nice job, own car, own crib women are making more and learning more than us fellas. With that being said though because they work so hard women don't deserve a man who can't provide just as much if not more. She would like to be picked up, she would like to keep her wallet at home, treated to a movie, mani pedi shit like that. Even if she could do it for herself having someone do it just because would mean so much more.

Me personally I'm not in the best of situations myself. Chicks tell me all the time "it's ok as long as you're working towards something it's ok" but I can't accept that shit b. I don't even wanna holla at a chick if my shit isn't right because it isn't fair to her. Why should she have to go through the stress of you getting your shit together when she already has her life in order? That shit ain't fair I don't even wanna waste her time b.

Even if a chick gets with a dude who doesn't have shit it's only a matter of time before that relationship ends. Love is important but it only gets you so far sad but painfully true. If she has a degree you should. If she has a job you should. If she has a car you should dont no chick wanna ride no dirty ass bus b.How would you feel if another nigga could provide for her better than you? Drive her places? Pay for dinner? Take trips? I couldn't handle it and until I'm able to spoil the girl I love I wanna remain single because every female who works hard deserves the best......until next time .

The one(s) that got away

As I get older I realize that finding the love of my life gets more difficult as time passes. I love being single, love fucking who I want, no arguments, stressful commitments, it's not bad sometimes. But sometimes, shit sometimes you get lonely and that pillow you hold at night can't replace a body. So sometimes I search, and fail over and over again but then my stupid ass realizes that maybe.....just maybe, I already had the love of my life but I fucked it up.

Not going to say her name but shit now that I sit here and reflect on things she meant so much to me. The sacrifices she made, the time she put it, the effort she gave was just fuckin incredible b. If I needed anything she was there. I mean the type of girl you can cry and she'd wipe your tears for you my nigga I never felt like that. We did wild shit yo stole together, fucking in school, fuckin outside, sneaking out, she was a rider. I'm just upset with myself that it took for her to finally be fed up for me to realize how much I wanted....needed her in my life. Find myself wishing I had another chance but realizing she gave me plenty of chances to change, it's nobody's fault but mine.

We were together 3 years. During that time I've fucked countless amount of women and told countless amount of lies. There were days I fucked one girl, cleaned up and would fuck my girl later during the day it was so wrong. Texting girls while she was with me telling her it's family. Telling her I'm going to sleep and soon as she hangs up I'm calling another chick man I did some terrible shit. I had the nerve, the fucking audacity to look her in her face countless times and tell her I love her......and she believed me. She had no clue just how wrong I was doing her but when she found out......it got real. The lies just started to pile up, and she started to put two and two together. Because she loved me so much it hurt so much. I will never forget the day she said "this may sound stupid but if you hit me, even called me a bitch, I might be stupid enough to stay but if you ever cheated on me.....we through". Never understood that until now, she probably felt like those 3 years she gave me she wasted and could never get back. She really feels like I didn't love her.

See this is the thing fellas you can tell her you love her, and you can really fucking mean it. But if everything you do, lying, cheating, says otherwise.....how you gone expect her to believe you? Then get upset when she wants to move on? It's like I was so fucking selfish and not putting myself in her shoes. What if she cheated? Lied to me? Said she was at her aunts but was in some nigga bed? On the phone with me while some nigga kissing her neck? I wouldn't be able to handle it so I can't expect her to.

But after so much back and forth, pain and tears,I ain't even gone bring up the abortion ;I'm glad to say she is graduating from college and has found new love. I'm mad and upset until this day she is no longer mine but I'm also man enough to admit I don't deserve her, not another fucking second! When I text I get no text back, when I call I get no call back. But I understand why, I put her through so much shit, so much pain. Her man probably still has to deal with what I did but I'm happy somebody is there to help her. I tried and tried to replace her but fail every single time. There will never be another her , not even close. Karma is a bitch and to make shit worse I fell in love with a girl who cheated on me multiple times after.....payback is a bitch lol.

But if you happen to be reading this know I did love you, know I miss you, know that I know I don't even deserve your friendship and I hope to god you're happy.......have a nice life big head lol.

Double Standards Men=Women

This is what the fuck I believe. It shouldn't be ok for a man to do something just because he's a man, and it shouldn't be ok for a female not to do something just because she's a female. Men are no better than women, women are no better than men. Shit men act like pussies all the time so honestly I don't blame chicks for having "dick" mentalities. Double standards to me are bullshit and honestly immature as all fuck. It's not ok because she's a female? It's ok because he's a "nigga"? Shit shouldn't work like that b.

A nigga can have a "boo" and be talking to a thousand other females while his "boo" is probably at home thinking bout him, waiting on his text or phone call thinking in her head "he's being loyal" but he's far from the shit. He probably ignoring all her calls and text because he with the next and his excuse probably gonna be the infamous "my phone died" or "my phone was on silent" lines. But because she is loyal and wants shit to work she's going to believe his dirty dick ass. But because he's a "man" that's ok to talk to so many other chicks? Naaaaah b.

But let a female have just one, just one other dude who actually listens to her, and talks to her, and treats her better than you and all of a sudden.....she's a hoe? First of all why in the ENTIRE fuck is it ok for a nigga to be congratulated for messing around with multiple partners but a female to be called a hoe for it? That shit wack dog we ain't in highschool no more b grow up.

It's like this though people. See when a man cheats, he genuinely doesn't give a giant fuck about the chick he cheats with. We can fuck a female and never call her ever again, wrong but so true. Not trying to justify cheating but that's why we feel like when we mess around its not the end of the world. When a female cheats though, from my experience, I think it hurts a lot more. When a female talks to a guy and has sex with a guy she has genuine feelings for that guy, unlike men we have no emotions. So yes it hurts that a chick fucked another dude, but I believe it hurts a hell of a lot more that she developed feelings for another dude.....especially if he darkskinned b.

See after years and years of committing, trusting, sacrificing, and giving love to niggas and getting nothing in return females are tired fellas. Females today act like niggas and we have nobody to blame but ourselves fellas. They don't wanna act like guys because they want to you gotta understand they're just protecting themselves from any further bullshit we may bring in their lives b. Females out here playing call of duty, playing 2k, listening to chief keef they becoming more and more like us everyday b shit is at an all time high.

But you know what females have double standards too. For example, one of them I hate is the "he must pay for the first date" rule. Yo fuck that nonsense b. Rosa Parks ain't sit at the back of the bus for y'all to have equal rights for nothing. Because I'm a guy I should pay for your food and your movie ticket like I ain't got bills? Shit I just met you yo fuck that. When that bill come you can at least attempt to reach in your purse yo don't look at me with that " he better pay for this shit face" word up.

But no matter what your take is , double standards are a bunch of bullshit. If he can do it, she should be able to. Any person that understands that is the perfect person to surround yourself with people real shit. Let's all grow up but until next time....stay jiggy.

God bless Lightskin women!

I'm sure God loves all of his creations equally. But he knew what he was doing when he created the exquisite creature with that remarkable skin tone we know today as the "Lightskin". Otherwise known as the yellow bone, red bone, caramel, ash resistant, no hickeys, and darkskinned paradise, Lightskin women have been stressing niggas out and emptying bank accounts for years my nigga. They are flawless just as they are dangerous, lemme explain.

It all started with an R&B singer named Tamia. I mean I was young but man I swear my diamper got tighter when her songs came on b. Lightskin women have been the shit since forever yo. They're so beautiful......but they are no damn good yo. A Lightskin chick will have u staring at your phone until she text back b. It's not worth it yo. A Lightskin chick will make you insecure at ridiculous levels my nigga. You could take her to a movie and if she don't like it you gone think another nigga gone take her to see a better one. You don't even want her sexy ass on instagram because you know every thirsty ass heathen who likes her pics wants to take her to see a better movie than u did b, and do shit to her that's illegal in 37 states and makes it hard for u to share ya simply lemonade wit her yo. That cute and innocent shit dont buy it! Lightskin women know how fuckin sexy they are and they use that yellow power against you. A Lightskin chick can fuck a nigga in your crib and give him your Netflix password and you'd prolly be like "damn bae ok wash the sheets and sign out when you're done love you". They ain't no fuckin good yo!

A Lightskin chick can get away with anything dog. All she gotta do is show me a nipple and honest to god whatever she did its instantly forgotten. Lightskin chicks got those nice tits b. Not those shits wit the big black ring of death but them nice I need milk tits yo. Only thing is they suck at sex b, idk wat it is but they just lay there and chill, idc though long as I can see a nipple we good my dude.

Lightskin women are beautiful creatures yo. But if u ain't rich or can deal wit stress don't do it. Your paycheck becomes hers. Sportscenter becomes Love and Hip-hop. She will have u paying child support for a lil nigga that ain't even yours my nigga. But in the event you decide to get involved with these beautiful yet deadly creatures here's what you do....

Don't tell her when you get paid: dog a Lightskin chick don't care about your bills. You gone fuck around and miss a phone bill cuz she wants her nails done and new extensions. Lightskin women are no good for your credit.

Don't let her meet your friends or cousins: Lightskin women break up happy homes b. Look what Alicia did to Swizz beats and his chick yo. Your niggas and fam will try to holla at her and if she show that nipple you gonna take her side b.

Gotta have WiFi: Lightskin chicks just like to sit and be pretty all damn day because they can do that. So having WiFi so she can sit and watch Netflix butt booty ass naked is a plus. Fuck around and not have WiFi if you want she gone leave you b.

Leave a hickey EVERY time: dog you gotta leave a hickey even when she say don't. It's like a tattoo that says "I'm fuckin this Lightskin get your own" you gotta mark your territory with these yellow creatures b shit is no joke.

Follow those steps and you should be ok my nigga. Lightskin chicks may be bad for your credit and hairline but you know what it's worth it. Until next time people.

30 second man

Ok so look.......ladies we all have our slip ups when we getting " busy". Not saying that we never put that shit down but sometimes....  we just can't compete with that shit y'all be working with down there all the time. I mean you ever had a nigga nut right when he put it in? All niggas do it fuck that I refuse to believe I'm the only one who nuts quick my nigga naaaaah b. I don't do it all the time but once in awhile I find me a chick wit a big ole donkey booty and I.........I lose control of the exciting situation, lemme explain.

First of all I don't think y'all know just how incredibly hard it is to have a dick you can control. I get hard over the dumbest shit. When Jane kissed Tarzan, hard. Beyonce commercial, hard. Any 2chainz video.....hard. Instagram pics after 12.....my nigga! If a female had a dick for a day y'all all would nut in 10 sec b you gotta be nice to last my nigga idk how these niggas on pornhub do it yo.

So a few weeks ago I meet this chick. I mean my nigga she bad yo. Lightskin, ass that'll make u cry and titties that make u love milk again I mean she was right b. So we talkin on the phone I'm telling her all this wild shit ima do to her, how ima "beat it up" and all that jiggy shit. But honestly ....I should of just shut the fuck up. I barely even eat coochie but I'm telling this chick how I'm going to be the best she ever had the fuck was I doing yo? So we chill, let shortly use the WiFi she fucking around and might go over her data plan. I'm playing Trey at very tempting levels you know it's bouta go down! We kissing and rubbin for like 15 minutes then clothes come off, condom goes on, it goes in...........and that was it my nigga. Smh I could even get a convincing stroke in yo. The foreplay was longer than the actual sex shit that should count!

You know how embarrassing that is? How do you explain that? " Baby damn you got that good" " damn ya shit wet" nigga you just made her unfollow and block you on Twitter b. She probably say "it's ok boo" but when she leave she gone chill wit her home girls and they gone be laughing at yo fast nuttin ass my nigga. You better not ever ask her to chill my nigga ever again she gone start using the "damn I got work maybe next week" excuse. I fucked up......well at least attempted to in an embarrassing effort.

Fellas it happens. I would say it's nothing to be ashamed of but I'd be lying but it happens yo. Next time you bouta get some just rub one out....matter of fact two before she come over just to make sure. You fuck around and nut fast wit the wrong chick your Twitter career is over my nigga so stay safe and stay ready....until next time.

O and fyi ladies I've gotten a lot better just in case don't get it twisted dammit!

Greatest rapper yet to be heard?

When is comes to looking for a great rapper I look for a lot. Swag, delivery, and ESPECIALLY lyrics. My greatest rappers of all time so far? Pac, Big, Eminem, Nas,Jay, Big L,DMX, Joe Budden, Big Pun,and a very close friend of mine, M.O.E. You might be thinking " they're friends of course he's going to say that" but trust me you have no fucking clue on just how amazing of an artist this man is! He has it ALL. Honestly rappers have flaws, you know something that they lack in but honestly the only damn thing M.O.E lacks is a contract. I've heard people compare him to Jay-Z on a number of occasions but honestly I feel he's waaaay better than Hov. His music, his vision, his drive, his dedication is just the greatest I've ever witnessed.
You can't really classify M.O.E. as a single kind of rapper because he has it ALL. Music to get you hype, music to make you think, music to make u call your ex and apologize for shit you did years ago. Shit even music that will make u cry. The emotion he spills into his music and the work he puts into it is unbelievable. Not just another NY rapper, not somebody who just wants to make music, but somebody who wants to be the greatest....and I believe he can.
I've heard a lot of dudes try to rap but the shit was garbage yo. Honestly I expected the same thing from M.O.E. But when that voice came through the speakers, that emotion, that skill, that drive...I new this nigga was going to be great. I'm convinced not only great anymore but the greatest, I just wish y'all can hear what I hear. But I know for a fact one day you will and you will agree he is one of the best ever.
His music speaks for so much, the metaphors he paints with his words will make a nigga have to listen to his verse a few times until you can understand it. "He so fake but im so real, ya boy just sick and he jus eww". I mean he has verses that will make you ask yourself  " why the fuck isn't he noticed yet?!" He literally has hundreds and hundreds of songs any many more to come. Mixtape after mixtape after mixtape he just refuses to quit! If you're looking for the next big thing I've already found it. On this page is a link to one of my favorite singles! https://soundcloud.com/moemitch/type-of-fly

R&B nigga

I grew up in the hood, where the females smell like coco butter and hair grease, so I'm expected to like that hardcore rob a 7-11 type music. I'm talking bout that hardcore rap music, that shit that gave skinny niggas the common sense to wear 5x t-shirts and jeans that was garbage bag baggy. Don't get me wrong I fuckin love rap to death, hip hop is beautiful but R&B..........my nigga! You know what it does to a chick panties when you sing her favorite R&B song my nigga? She gone give you that look Chris Bosh be giving niggas in them instagram pics.

I sadly grew up in a single parent home so moms constantly played Mary j, SWV, Lauren Hill, u know the classic shit. I fell in love with R&B when I heard Tonie Braxton tell that nigga unbreak her heart yo. R&B just tells stories, stories that contain pain, heartbreak
,even joy at times. I don't wanna keep hearing about Dmx tellin niggas to suck his dick b naaaah yo. I get tired of hearing how rich niggas is b when a nigga like me taking chicks to mcdonalds for mcdoubles .I'm talking Tamia, Aaliyah, SWV, total, Faith Evans,  Mariah Carey, Destiny child, Alicia Keys, Keisha Cole, Beyonce that shit!!!

I mean Dru Hill, Jagged edge, Genuwine, Donnell Jones, Micheal Jackson, R. KELLY when the braids reached the back of his neck, Usher before and after he lost Chile from TLC fine ass I love it! Or Maxwell singing in that note you can never hit in womans work but you try it anyway .Does this mean I'm soft? No. Does this mean I cry when Anytime by Brian McKnight comes on? Close ........but no. I just feel like a person's voice is powerful and beautiful and R&B is the perfect fuckin example of that.

That first Alicia Keys album that had lightskin chicks in purest form , that first Neyo album that made u ignore how ugly this dude was. What about that classic B day album that had every girl wit expensive weave fed the fuck up. Even new artist like Miguel that's gone make me get some girl pregnant when I'm sober in the back of a Chevy. I just love the feelings R&B brings and the memories. I used to sing Candy Rain in grade school and ask my boo " u sitting next to me at lunch right" my nigga.

I love Jay-Z when I'm causally dressed in H&M attire. Drake when I love being lightskin, but when I want art, that shit that make u sound like Ja rule in the shower , it's gotta be R&B. Please don't judge me......(Chris Brown voice........kinda...not really). If I like still listen to Frank Ocean does that make me gay by singing " u really blow my mind boy"? Don't answer that yo smh till next time. @vouloir_jerz

You wanna see my phone? (Damn)

There are a lot of things us as men are scared to death of b. Heights, jail rape, spiders, that "we need to talk" text, padded bras, having an ugly baby mother and a plethora of other crazy shit. But the number one thing that makes us shiver in our Nike socks my nigga......is letting her see our phone! That feeling you get in your heart when she ask "can I see ur phone babe" in her most innocent voice is fucking dreadful on so many levels yo. I honestly would rather kiss a fat girl in her mouth in public before I give my shit up b lemme explain.

There is so much perverted activities that occur within the contents of our phone. Facebook messages, Twitter DM's, text messages, ruzzle messages, instagram likes, and........"other" pictures. Ladies if you look hard enough you will always find some shit in your man phone. So to save heartbreak and having to stay on your mother couch for a few days I highly advise you to just chill out yo. But fellas we know that shit ain't happening so here's what you do.

Put the word Aunt in front of every chick name: niggas make the mistake of putting female names as guy names that's all wrong b. How the fuck you gone explain Brandon texting you at 11:00 at night saying "hey babe I miss you"? That shit ain't fooling nobody b. Maybe a white chick but a black chick? Naaaaah b she gone call "Brandon" and you're done after that b. But if  "Aunt Ebony" text you that it sounds waaaay more convincing my nigga.

Cut your phone off before she come over: when she gets there you gotta play it off like "damn my phone just died fuck" before she even has the opportunity to ask my nigga.

DO NOT FALL ASLEEP: this is important yo. A females face lights up when she sees your phone unattended to b. They nipples get hard from the excitement my nigga so here's what you do. Hide yo shit in your drawers, or your sock. She ain't going through all the effort b but she will have an attitude when she wake up and will ask where it is. So just act like you don't know and even help her look for it to play it off b.

Delete all your games: chicks get slick as fuck sometimes b. They be like "can I play a game" knowing damn well they just waiting for a chick to text you. Every second she playing "games" are the longest seconds of your life. Niggas be like "can I play next babe" knowing damn well you ain't tryna play no game you stalling. They not slick. A chick will ask to play a game on your phone she already has on her phone like she gone get a better score or some shit b naaaaah.

Those are a few tips tho can't give all my secrets away. But fellas stay safe niggas is dying out here because of this shit b. Until next time.

No more leggings please!

Ok let's be completely honest, the shit was fun while it lasted. Looking at a female's ass in it's purest, juiciest form was very satisfying but now the shit is just pathetic. Why is it pathetic? Mainly because you women have caught on to the perverted thoughts that go thru our minds as we watch that booty jiggle as you walk past us damn near breaking our neck. With that being known leggings have become more of a thing for attention more so than a thing of "comfort"

Last week I'm crossing the street on a very routine trip to grab coffee when they past me. These leggings held within them the biggest booty I've seen since a BET uncut video my nigga, I mean it was so bad I almost got hit by a car twice. I almost died because of some damn leggings! And to top matters off when I went to ask for a number she turned around with a face not even God could love or Satan could hate enough. She looked like a poker player my nigga. Her face was so terrifying if she had kids, they'd be scared to shit when she woke them up in the morning. So not only did leggings almost cause me to die, they made me holla at a chick that looks like a swim coach in broad daylight with people looking my nigga.

Funny shit is tho y'all think y'all being slick. Y'all try to make it seem like y'all have multiple pairs of leggings that's why y'all wear em every other fuckin day no you don't that's fuckin disgusting. Ya cooch probably has legging odor and all this because it makes your booty look relevant. Me I'm not rich but I'll be damned if a chick in some 10$ leggings try and play me fuck that. Y'all be having holes in y'all shit and still rockin em setting thirst traps for niggas who at least TRYING to be faithful to his girl that's not fair.

Look ladies I would say that having a juicy booty isn't everything because it is but plz ladies find another way to show it off. Leggings are an obvious need of desperation cuz u need a nigga to pay your phone bill with WiFi at the crib. Tired of seeing chicks who don't have juicy bootys with one because of the deception of leggings enough is enough. Leggings will ruin a relationship. Leggings will give u likes on an instagram picture you know you don't deserve and followers who make u think your beautiful. They're no good for anybody ladies so please just cut it out.......please.

That bitch you call your ex

It's not a secret, we still love our ex people we look at old pictures and try so hard to call them ugly but it's impossible because they're sexy. Fellas she probably moved on to some nigga with more money and who does things to her sexually that makes you cringe when a Trey Songz track is playing but it's ok this is how you get over her.

1. Avoid listening to Drake on the weekend: Drake will have you leaving voicemails that a chick would screenshot if she could. Fuck around and send a text talking about "I'm just saying you can do better" and hitting notes you never hit before in an embarrassing effort.

2. Block her on Twitter: ain't nothing worse than seeing your ex happy on a social network full of niggas who have 140 characters of thirst to give out. You see a nigga retweet a smiley face from your ex and you can't sleep at night my nigga.

3.Don't watch the notebook:.........Trust me dog don't watch that shit

4.Act like your new chick is the best chick: even though this is bullshit they don't know that. Nothing makes your ex more mad than seeing you happy they want all of us to burn in hell. She's gonna twatch you a few times so a few tweets talking about your babe that doesn't exist is highly necessary out here. Gotta fuck with a chicks head and make her think those delicious entrees she whipped up or the way she put it on you in various ways that made you wanna put a ring on her finger no longer means shit.

5.Listen to "I hit it first" by Ray J: dog this has to be the best song in the history breakups since Eamon my nigga. Every dude feels this way so when u having a moment put this on repeat and I guarantee and emotions about missing her will quickly turn into satisfaction of you teaching her what she knows now. I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit it I hit first.

But if all else fails hit her best friend. It's wrong but it's the ultimate revenge for her moving on and you get to see what you've always secretly wondered, who's better. But keep it jiggy and don't listen to Marvin's room drunk.

Until next time.

It begins .......bitches

I used to think I was weird growing up because I used to wonder about shit other people didn't. Finally after 21 years I have the balls to accept it. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm weird but unique, my creativity and ability to look at the bigger picture is a gift not a curse. Fitting in never was something that held my interest fuck that. I always thought I'd be on stage somewhere or being admired by millions of people ,maybe with a spanish chick or two drinking coronas. Shit hopefully I still can honestly. People have always been intrigued by me, the fact people can never figure me out makes them want to I guess I mean I'm ok I guess. I've had my share of stress and bullshit like the next person. Great childhood granted dad was never around but moms did the best she damn well could. This blogging shit is new for me so I hope you can follow me on this fuckin roller coaster called life and try to understand me as best you can .