Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Single for the summer!

Ima just put it like this b, it's too fucking hot in the summer for a relationship dog fuck that. Women are at a very high demand in the summer b because they are at their best. Hair always done, smelling like every bottle in the victoria secret catalog, and the sundresses that make that ass bounce like Chris Paul wit a basketball my nigga!

Having one woman in the summer is a waste of sperm and a fresh haircut my nigga. In the summer every girls looks like a model b, it's like a kid in a candy store or toys r us b you just can't choose one. I feel bad for niggas dating lightskin chicks during the summer because I would be very afraid to let her outside, I would hire cheaters b word up cuz all women are up to no good during summer. If you do have a girl in the summer you're goin to cheat on her. Not because you want to but because you don't really have a choice b. You can't see a lightskin chick with curly hair,and a red sundress and not offer for her to come over and use your wifi my nigga that's blasphemy dog.

You gotta have at least 7 chicks during summer b , different races and skintones dog. And they got soft skin and fat ass butts and work part time at retail stores b. Don't no chick wanna be in the house during summer dog unless she ain't tryna look like Wesley Snipes b. They wanna be outside bringing all the boys to the yard wit that milkshake b. Even girls who have a man dont wanna be tied up in the summer yo. She tryna go out and find a nigga with a better snapback and more waves in his hair. You better tell her to get your name tatted on her face or get her pregnant because she gone stress you out this summer my nigga.

<Too hot for arguing, to hot for cuddling,shit its too hot for a title during the summer. I would just by mad condoms and kool-aid and make sure your phone bill is paid for two months dog. And get ready because the women during summer might have you crying during the fall if you ain't careful my nigga , they're too beautiful to let go.....until next time .

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Can we chill?

Ladies it ain't no secret, for years men have been saying a plethora of good things to achieve the ultimate goal....the panties. There are a lot of various ways men use their smooth talking game to get those panties but the most common way is the timeless yet effective question "can we chill".

"Can we chill" is the classic way of getting inside the pants without even asking my nigga. It can be asked in a variety of ways." I'm bored wanna come thru" " if you ain't doing nothing later you can come over if you want" "wanna have movie night?" and my personal favorite that gets her through my front door faster than a swat team my nigga " I'm makin dinner tomorrow come over" ain't no female sayin no to food not even a lightskin chick b. Cook her ass some shit you just gotta put in the oven make some grape kool aid and in no time she gone be ready to lay back b .

Once she in the crib and y'all talk for awhile you gotta put a movie on b. Put on some scary shit so you can have a reason to get close and she'll have a reason to keep you close dog. Make sure yall watching it in your room, your sheets are washed and that wifi is booming at tremendous levels this is why Netflix is so vital to getting inside the pants dog. Then after she grabs your arm give her that Denzel Washington look and give her the wettest kiss ever in life b. Then after that you got it my nigga.

Are we wrong for not really wanting to chill....shit possibly. Females all over the nation are catching on though b so it's getting harder by the week. Some chicks will say yes to chilling then hit you with the I'm on my period line b smh leaving you with anger and a tree branch in ya boxers b. You gotta be careful but it still works yo trust me....until next time