As if being a playa wasn't already difficult. Ladies yes, being a dog has it's rewards but it's not as easy as we make it appear to be. The hours we put it with a plethora of women, the lies we not only have to tell but remember as well, memorizing numbers, remembering names, or what movie we seen last week, or birthdays, favorite colors yo it takes a talented dude to be a playa b we deserve credit for pulling the shit off on a consistent basis. You try juggling multiple relationships whilst making each and every person feel like they're the only one, see how long u last yo good luck b.
Being a playa is hard enough as it is but a shocking new developement has threatened the stressful yet exciting sport even further b.......fuckin screenshots smh. Screenshots have made it difficult for playas across the globe to be an ain't shit nigga b. What in the ENTIRE fuck was Steve Jobs thinking by giving women the ability to screenshot conversations dog?! This nigga must of never dated a black or spanish woman in his fuckin life b or else his smart ass would of known better dog. Screenshots have single handedly destroyed so many niggas careers b. Thanks to screenshots dudes ain't getting as much pussy as they used to dog. And with the ability to screenshot convos and put them on Twitter dog.....we in trouble b!
You can't even talk to a chick the same because of screenshots b. You fuck around and tell a chick you only wanna be wit her and I guarantee that shit will be all over Twitter in two minutes and she gone be like "look what my baby sent to me" wit ya name and everything in the picture dog she ain't fuckin slick b. Screenshots have almost forced me to retire a couple of times b thank god I'm a good lier yo. Nobody were happier for screenshots then women dog. As soon as they found out they could show the world what dudes be saying when they feel like Drake they immediately smiled and put lip gloss on while listening to single ladies by Beyonce b. This shit has to stop, the game is changing and we have to adapt b!
Here are some ways to not get caught up with screenshots my nigga.
1. Don't tell her your real name:
-give her a different name, this way if she screenshot u and the name is Jose u can say "bitch I ain't spanish"
2. Call em don't text em:
-they can't screenshot phone calls.....yet my nigga, we all hate talking on the phone but its a risk u gotta take b trust me.
3......... idk 3 yet I'm still working on multiple ways to avoid the screenshot b. Shit is harder than accepting Lil Wayne getting Lauren London pregnant and fuckin Skylar Diggins dog . Smh screenshots have single handedly given women the upper hand yo we have to find new safer methods to be ain't shit niggas WATCH WHAT YOU TEXT......until next time
